flattemberthefourth:

unapologeticallybombastic:

aradiastuck:

kumdashian:

when try your best but you don’t secede

Is Quebec the Texas of Canada?

When it comes to secession, ooh yes

smilesforstilinski:

brianmalik:

if romney gets elected it’s going to be like when voldemort took over hogwarts 

so what is canada the room of requirement or something

xxla-vie-en-rosexx:

I feel like at world meetings, all the other nations, including England, would have given up trying to correct America’s manners. Though, I feel like Canada would eventually step in and be a smartass, resulting in this:

Alfred: *speaks with his mouth full*

Matthew: What was that? Timmy’s stuck in a well?

Alfred: *finishes chewing and swallowing his food* Fuck you, man. 

pollyscatterhood:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

• hufflepuffs
• canadians